MICHAEL MORETTI SYNDROME
The so-called Michael Moretti Syndrome (MMS in Short) refers to a situation when a woman falls in love with a Jerk. MMS derives its name from the famous Jerk, Michael Moretti from the book “Rage of Angels” by Sidney Sheldon. Jennifer Parker, like any other Sydney Sheldon’s heroine is a brilliant and beautiful young woman. Her dreams and her career were smashed in less than twenty-four hours of her being sworn in as a lawyer. Reason – Michael Moretti.
Michael Moretti is compelling, eccentric and vengeful, a dark angel who spreads wide his wings of terror. He is a villain who falls in love with Jennifer; it is he who stands by Jennifer in her worst times. “He did not know what hurt him more, was it the bullet in his heart or see Jennifer die in front of his eyes” writes Sydney about Moretti. Who wouldn’t fall in love with a man so passionate and intense? It is yet another tale that it is Michael Moretti himself who tries to kill Jennifer.
MMS is spreading rapidly in women around the world. No one is immune... women from age 9 to 99 are known to be most susceptible to this syndrome. The Causes for MMS are unknown, but a plausible theory is that women want men who in all ways are perfect. A Man who has is a little arrogant, bratty and have a take-charge attitude and at the same time being nice and funny. A man should be a combination of a rebel like Amitabh in Agnipath, humorous like Amol Palekar in Golmal, silly like Johnny Lever and nice like Aamir Khan, all in one package. Many nice guys don’t do this...that so many women find attractive in men. That’s why they are more attracted to the bad boys and the jerks. The women are attracted to these types of men because these men are a bit of a rebel, they are cocky, they speak their mind, and they don’t bend over backwards for women or for people in general. They act manly. But, the downside for the women is that many of these guys are too much like jerks, and they treat women poorly.
In my own study, frequent episodes of MMS were noted in plenty Bollywood actress. Take Ms. Ash Ray, for instance, she was once upon a time suffering from acute form of MMS (which is generally called Sallu Khan Syndrome). SKS also bring along with mental trauma, a fracture and a broken Car. Sangeeta and Somi however came out completely cured of SKS.
The tendency for a woman to get MMS is inbuilt. It also depends on the kind of family atmosphere she grows up in. The great news is that MMS is Curable. One must realize that MMS is a real problem that can be treated—it is not just in the head. Second, there are no particular symptoms for MMS. It is known to corrupt basic reasoning and logic, so loss of common sense is often a symptom. But loss of commonsense alone cannot confirm the presence of this syndrome. Only few trained psychologists can detect and/or remove the MMS. Chocolates and Shopping may help in curing some cases. But large amounts of Chocolates and shopping could be particularly deleterious and is associated with insufficient hormonal counter-regulation.
The following techniques have been used to combat this syndrome:
1. Vigorous shaking and/or slapping along with cold water shower.
2. Go to a crowded mall and scream; “meow” at least five times. Do this exercise twice a week for a year
3. Avoiding watching any soaps like “Yunki ghass bhi kabhi hari thi” and “Channi har ghar ki”
A common question asked by women is the following: would I be wrong to fall for a Jerk. Several years ago, most people would say, “May be!” With present day knowledge, it is a definitely, “You stupid woman! Do you need to ask?” All Women need extensive education and instruction regarding this issue. Without concealing the facts, one should probably shift focus to preventive measures.
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Disclaimer: All the theories and hypothesis mentioned in this piece are my own. There is no medical evidence that such a syndrome exists. However in case any Doctor who feels inspired and works on such issue should pay me compensation of $1,000,000. My suggestions in the above article, does not imply my endorsement of such advice. As always, caveat lector: "let the reader beware."
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